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 This is the rolling changelog for TShock for Terraria. Changes listed under "upcoming changes" are only available in experimental builds.
 
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 * Bump to Terraria 1.4.4.8 via OTAPI 3.1.18. (@hakusaro, @SignatureBeef)
   * In this version of Terraria, `Main.maxBuffTypes` and other `maxWhateverTypes` fields have been removed. Their replacements are in `Terraria.ID.whateverID.Count`. TShock calls to these fields have been swapped in order to bring forward compatibility with Terraria 1.4.4.8.
 * In OTAPI 3.1.17, fixed [the crystal shard not growing](https://github.com/Pryaxis/TShock/issues/2796). (@sgkoishi)
-* Fixed item giving potentially dropping too many items (@PotatoCider, @punchready)
-* Excluded GeoIP.dat from release bundle (@SignatureBeef)
-* Added `TownSlimeRed` to `FishableNpcIDs` list, allowing it to be fished up (@drunderscore)
-* Added permission for summoning Mechdusa, Deerclops and slime pet (@sgkoishi, #2808)
-* Only restrict CC'd players during login whilst SSC is enabled (@drunderscore)
+* Added permission for summoning Mechdusa, Deerclops and slime pet. (@sgkoishi, #2808)
+* Changed login to only restrict CC'd players during login whilst SSC is enabled. (@drunderscore)
   * This change allows the config option `RequireLogin` to function usefully again when SSC is not enabled.
-* Properly remove all buffs in `PlayerData.RestoreCharacter` (@drunderscore)
+* Changed `PlayerData.RestoreCharacter` to remove all buffs. (@drunderscore)
   * Before this change, it was theoretically possible to smuggle buffs onto servers with SSC enabled, by using buff indexes past `22`.
 
 ## TShock 5.0.0